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Comedy Is Not Funny. Comedy Is Hard Work And Timing And Lots And Lots Of Rehearsals.

My Definition Of A Redundancy Is An Air-bag In A Politician's Car.

People Who Are Living Donors Who Give Kidneys. You Can't Give A Heart And You Can't Give A Liver, But You Can Sure Give A Lung - Well, Kidneys, Anyhow. And That's Where The Main Part Of This Whole Thing Is - One Out Of Every Eight People, I Believe, Is Going To Have Some Kind Of Kidney Problem During Their Lifetime.

There Are Very Little Things In This Life I Cannot Afford And Patience Is One Of Them.

I Often Ask People If They Would Like To Give Their Organs When They Pass On, And They Say "well, I'm Not So Sure, I Don't Know." And I Said, "well, Would You Accept One If You Needed One?" "well, Yeah, Sure." And I Say "well, There You Go - Where Do You Get Them From?".