I'm Happy To Be Here. I'm Happy

My Definition Of A Redundancy Is An Air-bag In A Politician's Car.

I Did Successfully Kick Tobacco At The Age Of 34. I Smoked For Like 20 Years, From 14 To 34.

I Drank My Liver Out.

Barbara Eden Is The Most Beautiful Girl In The World.

I Was Born With Success. Lucky For Me I Am Able To Handle It. Also, I Damn Well Deserve It!