I'm Happy To Be Here. I'm Happy

Actors Can't Retire. What Would They Do?

I Have Been Married For 58 Years To The Same Woman. Our Secret? Separate Bathrooms.

I Never Travel Without My Stetson, But The More I Wear It The More I Realise That No One Wears Hats Any More. When I Was A Kid Everybody Wore Hats, Especially In Texas, But I Get Off The Plane In Dallas Now And I'm The Only Guy With A Hat. It's Amazing.

I Drank My Liver Out.

Don't You Find That The More You Know, The More You Don't Know And Can't Ever Learn Because There's Too Much Stuff Out There?