Comedy Is Not Funny. Comedy Is Hard

I've Travelled A Huge Amount, But Almost All Of It Has Been Through Work. I Spent Five Years Stationed In London In The Special Services Of The American Air Force, Producing And Directing Shows For The Troops, Which I Absolutely Loved.

I Went To A Military School Between The Ages Of Six And 12 And Later Into The Air Force. You Learn Discipline And Strength Of Character.

My Credo Is Etched On My Mirror In My Bathroom And I See It When I Brush My Teeth In The Morning. It Says, "don't Worry, Be Happy, Feel Good." When You See That First Thing, And You Reflect On It, The Rest Of The Day Seems To Glide By Pretty Well.

I Didn't Write The Book To Sell The Book, But To Tell My Experiences.

I Have Thousands And Thousands Of Hats. Some Are The Most Outrageous Hats In The World. They Are My Disguise. I Hide Beneath Them.