Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

I Want No Epitaphs Of Profound History And All That Type Of Thing. I Contributed. I Would Hope They Would Say That, And I Would Hope Somebody Liked Me.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.