Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

That Seaman Is A Handsome Young Man But He Spends Too Much Time Looking In His Mirror Rather Than At The Ball. You Can't Keep Goal With Hair Like That.

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.