Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.