Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

Adolescence Begins When Children Stop Asking Questions-because They Know All The Answers.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.