Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The Power Behind The Drone.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.