Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.