A Whole Stack Of Memories Never Equal

I'm Depressed! I'm Completely Depressed! I Am Firmly Convinced That There Is No One In This World Who Really Likes Me!" "so What Else Is New?

I Want To Be Liked... No, I Want To Be More Than Just Liked... I Want People To Say, "that Charlie Brown Is A Great Guy!" And When People Are At Parties, I Want Them To Look For Me, And When I Finally Arrive, I Want Them To Say, "here Comes Good Ol' Charlie Brown... Now Everything Will Be All Right!" I Want To Be A Special Person... I Want To Be Needed... It's Kind Of Hard To Explain... Do You Understand? I Mean, Do You Know What I'm Talking About?" "sure, I Understand Perfectly..." "well?" "forget It! Five Cents, Please!

There Is No Greater Burden Than Great Potential.

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I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.