I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

I'm Dying And All I Hear Are Insults!

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.

No Problem Is Too Big To Run Away From.

Nobody Remembers Who Came In Second.