I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't

There Are Three Things I Have Learned Never To Discuss With People...religion, Politics And The Great Pumpkin!

I Was Jumping Rope. Everything Was Fine. And Then Suddenly Everything Seemed So Futile.

Cartooning Is Preaching. And I Think We Have A Right To Do Some Preaching. I Hate Shallow Humor. I Hate Shallow Religious Humor, I Hate Shallow Sports Humor, I Hate Shallowness Of Any Kind.

People Shouldn't Be Embarrassed Just Because They Get Caught Acting A Little Silly.

This Is My Depressed Stance. When You're Depressed, It Makes A Lot Of Difference How You Stand. The Worst Thing You Can Do Is Straighten Up And Hold Your Head High Because Then You'll Start To Feel Better. If You're Going To Get Any Joy Out Of Being Depressed, You've Got To Stand Like This.