I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't

Don't Be A Leaf... Be A Tree!

Nothing Takes The Taste Out Of Peanut Butter Quite Like Unrequited Love.

I Wonder If There's Such A Thing As A Spiritual Dentist? I Think My Whole Personality Is Full Of Cavities!

Mom Put A Note In My Lunch Again, I See... Dear Son, I Hope You Will Study Hard In Summer School... Do Not Look Upon It As A Punishment, But Rather As A Privilege... We Are Very Proud Of You, And Want You To Have A Good Education. This Note Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds.

Wouldn't It Be Nice If Our Lives Were Like Vcrs , And We Could 'fast Forward' Through The Crummy Times?