I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't

Why Can't We Get All The People Together In The World That We Really Like And Then Just Stay Together? I Guess That Wouldn't Work. Someone Would Leave. Someone Always Leaves. Then We Would Have To Say Good-bye. I Hate Good-byes. I Know What I Need. I Need More Hellos.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Bird Doesn't Even Get The Late Worm.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

What's The Good Of Living If You Don't Try A Few Things?