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A Good Education Is The Next Best Thing To A Pushy Mother.

Dear Santa Claus, Just A Last Note Before You Take Off. I Hope You Have A Nice Trip. Don't Forget To Fasten Your Seat Belt.

Nothing Takes The Taste Out Of Peanut Butter Quite Like Unrequited Love.

Today Is My Grandfather's Birthday." "how Old Is He?" "sixty-three. It's Hard To Believe He Was Once A Human Being.

Goodbys Always Make My Throat Hurt... I Need More Hellos.