Happiness Is A Warm Puppy.

I Have A New Philosophy. I'm Only Going To Dread One Day At A Time.

Christmas Is A Box Of Tree Ornaments That Have Become Part Of The Family.

Nobody Gave Me What I Wanted For My Birthday! Nobody! What Sort Of Presents Do You Call These? New Shoes, A Green Sweater And A Bunch Of Stupid Toys!" "what Were You Expecting?" "real Estate!

Valentine, Just A Few Words To Tell You How I Love You. I Have Loved You Since The First Day I Saw You. Whenever That Was.

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!