A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With

Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry For The Convenience.

I Tried To Have A Cookie, And This Girl Said, "i'm Mailing Those Cookies To My Friend." So I Couldn't Have One. You Shouldn't Make Cookies Untouchable.

People On The 14th Floor, You Know What Floor You’re Really On.

I Got A Smoke Alarm At Home, But Really It's More Like A 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.

Then Let's Print Up Some Flyers!