A Burrito Is A Sleeping Bag For

If You Can't Sleep, Count Sheep. Don't Count Endangered Animals. You Will Run Out.

If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.

If You Find Yourself Lost In The Woods, Build A House. "well, I Was Lost, But Now I Live Here!"

I Can't Wait To Get Off The Stage, Because I've Got Some Lifesavers In My Pocket And Pineapple Is Next!

This One Commercial Said, "forget Everything You Know About Slipcovers." So I Did, And It Was A Load Off Of My Mind. Then The Commercial Tried To Sell Slipcovers, But I Didn't Know What They Were!