A Burrito Is A Sleeping Bag For

I Hate Dreaming Because When You Want To Sleep, You Want To Sleep. Dreaming Is Work. Next Thing You Know, I Have To Build A Go-cart With My Ex-landlord.

A Lollipop Is A Cross Between Hard Candy And Garbage.

I Would Imagine That If You Could Understand Morse Code, A Tap Dancer Would Drive You Crazy.

That Would Be Cool If The Earth's Crust Was Made Out Of Graham Cracker. It Would Disappear Just Like The Ozone Layer, But For Completely Different Reasons.

This Shirt Is "dry-clean Only"... Which Means It's Dirty.