A Burrito Is A Sleeping Bag For

Wearing A Turtleneck Is Like Being Strangled By A Really Weak Guy, All Day. Wearing A Backpack And A Turtleneck Is Like A Weak Midget Trying To Bring You Down.

Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry For The Convenience.

When Someone Hands You A Flyer, It's Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away.

I Don't Have A Girlfriend. I Just Know A Girl Who Would Get Really Mad If She Heard Me Say That.

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.