A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.

Most People Eat As If They Were Fattening Themselves For Market.

Faith May Have Removed Mountains Way Off Somewhere, A Long Time Ago, But It Won't Remove A Wart At Home This Week.

If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man A Little, She Doesn't Love Him.

I Declare My Belief That It Is Not Your Duty To Do Anything That Is Not To Your Own Interest. Whenever It Is Unquestionably Your Duty To Do A Thing, Then It Will Benefit You To Perform That Duty.

So Long As We Do Not Blow Our Brains Out, We Have Decided Life Is Worth Living.