A Thief Believes Everybody Steals.

Bravery Is Knowledge Of The Cowardice Of The Enemy.

So Long As We Do Not Blow Our Brains Out, We Have Decided Life Is Worth Living.

When I Get Hold Of A Book I Particularly Admire, I Am So Enthusiastic That I Loan It To Someone Who Never Brings It Back.

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.