The Only Way To Amuse Some People

Common Sense Is Compelled To Make Its Way Without The Enthusiasm Of Anyone.

How Good We All Are, In Theory, To The Old; And How In Fact We Wish Them To Wander Off Like Old Dogs, Die Without Bothering Us, And Bury Themselves.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

There Is Always A Type Of Man Who Says He Loves His Fellow Men, And Expects To Make A Living At It.

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.