Every Man Is A Reformer Until Reform

No Scheme Pays As Well As Legitimate Business.

We Are Not Free, It Was Not Intended We Should Be. A Book Of Rules Is Placed In Our Cradle, And We Never Get Rid Of It Until We Reach Our Graves. Then We Are Free, And Only Then.

There Is Only One Thing People Like That Is Good For Them; A Good Night's Sleep.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.

Many People Would Be More Truthful Were It Not For Their Uncontrollable Desire To Talk.