Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

Its All In The Mind, You Know.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.