A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

When I Read Dickens For The First Time, I Thought He Was Jewish, Because He Wrote About Oppression And Bigotry, All The Things That My Father Talked About.

My Mother Kept The House Clean And We Ate Good. I Didn't Know We Were Poor Until I Started Giving Interviews.

My Son Says I Never Tell Stories About Anyone Who's Living.

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.