A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.

Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.

I Was A High School Throw-out.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

Eating Takes A Special Talent. Some People Are Much Better At It Than Others. In That Way, It Is Like Sex, And As With Sex, It's More Fun With Someone Who Really Likes It. I Can't Imagine Having A Lasting Friendship With Anyone Who Is Not Interested In Food.