When I Get Up In The Morning,

My Son Says I Never Tell Stories About Anyone Who's Living.

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.

Everything My Mother Made Had To Cook For 80 Hours, And When She Made Matzoh Balls She Didn't Know Fluffy. Everything Sank.

I Think One Of The Big Things About Comedy Is The Ability For The Audience To Identify.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.