A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character

A Credit Card Is A Convenient Device That Saves You The Trouble Of Counting Your Change.

Adam And Eve Were The First Of All Unions To Defy Management.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.