A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character

A Home In The Country Is What A City Man Hopes To Buy And A Farmer Hopes To Sell.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And Many People Have To Fight It Unarmed.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.