A Good Loser Is All Right, But

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.