A Good Loser Is All Right, But

About The Only Time Congress Conforms To The Will Of The People Is When It Decides To Adjourn.

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

Most New Books Are Forgotten Within A Year, Especially By Those Who Borrow Them.