A Good Loser Is All Right, But

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.

Lecturers Should Remember That The Capacity Of The Mind To Absorb Is Limited To What The Seat Can Endure.

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.