Telling Lies Is A Fault In A

A Bride At Her Second Marriage Does Not Wear A Veil. She Wants To See What She Is Getting.

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

Nobody Is Quite So Blase And Sophisticated As A Boy Of Nineteen Who Is Just Recovering From A Baby Grand Passion

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.