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In Love, Somehow, A Man's Heart Is Always Either Exceeding The Speed Limit, Or Getting Parked In The Wrong Place.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

The Woman Who Appeals To A Man's Vanity May Stimulate Him, The Woman Who Appeals To His Heart May Attract Him, But It Is The Woman Who Appeals To His Imagination Who Gets Him.

Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And Binds, And Binds.

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.