One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

Soft, Sweet Things With A Lot Of Fancy Dressing - That's What A Little Boy Loves To Eat And A Grown Man Prefers To Marry.

Better A Lively Old Epigram Than A Deadly New One.

To Be Happy With A Man You Must Understand Him A Lot And Love Him A Little. To Be Happy With A Woman You Must Love Her A Lot And Not Try To Understand Her At All.