One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

A Man Is Like A Cat; Chase Him And He Will Run - Sit Still And Ignore Him And He'll Come Purring At Your Feet.