One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

Estimated From A Wife's Experience, The Average Man Spends Fully One-quarter Of His Life In Looking For His Shoes.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

Honeymoons Are The Beginning Of Wisdom--but The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The End Of Romance.

Alas, Why Will A Man Spend Months Trying To Hand Over His Liberty To A Woman--and The Rest Of His Life Trying To Get It Back Again?

Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And Binds, And Binds.