A Lot Of The Things I Say

Whenever I'm Hired To Do Appearances I Always Get To Take One Or Two Friends With Me. I'm Away So Much I'd Get Lonely If I Didn't. My Bbf Would Get To Go Jet-setting With Me To Amazing Parties Too, Like The Ones On P Diddy's Yacht. Apart From Me, He Throws The Best Parties – They're So A-list.

I'm Not Like That Smart. I Like, Forget Stuff All The Time.

I Hate When A Guy Brags... Or He Sweats.

I'm Very Scared To Do It. What If I Don't Come Back? With The Whole Light-years Thing, What If I Come Back 10,000 Years Later, And Everyone I Know Is Dead? I'll Be Like, 'great. Now I Have To Start All Over'.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.