A Lot Of The Things I Say

I'm The Kind Of Person Who, If I See A Shooting Star, I Wouldn't Stay There And Watch It. I'd Run To My Friends And Tell Them Because I Would Want Everyone To See It Too.

A True Heiress Is Never Mean To Anyone - Except A Girl Who Steals Your Boyfriend.

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring.

I'd Rather Sit In Bed And Watch Tv. All Of My Ex-boyfriends, Of Course, Not Paris, Would Be Like, 'what's The Problem? You're So Not Sexual.'

First I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian. And Then I Realized You Had To Give Them Shots To Put Them To Sleep, So I Decided I'd Just Buy A Bunch Of Animals And Have Them In My House Instead.