I’m Not, Like, That Smart.

I Used To Act Dumb. That Act Is No Longer Cute. Now, I Would Like To Make A Difference God Has Given Me This New Chance.

I Don't Want To Be Known As The Granddaughter Of The Hiltons. I Want To Be Known As Paris.

My Advice To Sarah Palin Is, You've Got A Hot Bod; Don't Keep It To Yourself. Why Wear A Pantsuit When You Can Wear A Swimsuit?

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

I Really Don't Like Going Out Anymore. I Used To Love It, But Now It's Not Fun. I'd Rather Have Friends Come Over And Hot Have To Worry About Crazy People Taking Pictures.