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I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

I Don't Enjoy Going Out Anymore It's Such A Pain. It's Everyone Saying, 'let's Do A Deal! Can I Have A Picture?' I'm Just, Like, 'these People Are Such Losers. I Can't Believe I Used To Love Doing This.

They Say When You Reach A Crossroad Or A Turning Point In Life, It Really Doesn't Matter How We Got There, But It's What We Do Next After We Got There. Usually You Arrive There By Adversity, And Then It Is Then And Only Then That We Find Out Who We Truly Are And What We're Truly Made Of. It's A Process, A Gift And A Journey, And If We Can Travel It Alone, Although The Road May Be Rough At The Beginning, You Find An Ability To Walk It. A Way To Start Fresh Again. It's Neither A Downfall Nor A Failure, But A New Beginning.

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring--and Nothing Worse Than Letting Other People Tell You What To Do. I Was One Of The Few Heiresses To Walk The Runway As A Model. A Lot Of People Thought That Was Shocking. Why Did I Do It? Was It A Desperate Cry For Attention, Like The Papers Said? Hardly. It's Not Like I Need Any More Attention. Did I Do It For Money? Of Course Not. Modeling Doesn't Pay That Well, Anyway, Unless You're Gisele Or Cindy Crawford, Or, Like Patti Hansen, You Get To Marry A Rock Star. I Did It Because It Was Fun.

Barbie Is My Fashion Icon. People Think I'm Paris Barbie - And It's A Compliment.