If Someone Ever Asks You To Do

People Just - They Don't Really Know Me. They See Me On "the Simple Life," They Think That's Really Who I Am.

First I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian. And Then I Realized You Had To Give Them Shots To Put Them To Sleep, So I Decided I'd Just Buy A Bunch Of Animals And Have Them In My House Instead.

I'm A Really Good Person. I'm Down To Earth. I Have A Big Heart. I Have Feelings. And I'm Just Like Everybody Else.

I'd Love To Have A Family One Day. Having Kids Is The Meaning Of Life And I Can't Wait To Be A Mom.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.