A Kind Word Is No Substitute For

The Rich Swell Up With Pride, The Poor From Hunger.

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.

You See How It Is, My Dear Friends. There's No Pleasing Everyone. It's Hopeless To Even Try, And The More You Play The Peacemaker, The Less Peaceful Things Become.

Barking Dogs Don't Bite, But They Themselves Don't Know It.

Remember, You Must Not Sleep At The Seder. If You Do, Elijah The Prophet Will Come With A Bag On His Shoulders. On The Two First Nights Of Passover, Elijah The Prophet Goes About Looking For Those Who Have Fallen Asleep At The Seder, And Takes Them Away In His Bag.