Ah, How Many Luxuries Has The Good

You Can Take A Jew Out Of A Shtetl, But You Cannot Take A Shtetl Out Of A Jew.

It Is An Old Custom Amongst Jewish Children, To Become War-like On The 'l'ag Beomer.' They Arm Themselves From Head To Foot With Wooden Swords, Pop-guns And Bows And Arrows. They Take Food With Them, And Go Off To Wage War.

Remember, You Must Not Sleep At The Seder. If You Do, Elijah The Prophet Will Come With A Bag On His Shoulders. On The Two First Nights Of Passover, Elijah The Prophet Goes About Looking For Those Who Have Fallen Asleep At The Seder, And Takes Them Away In His Bag.

The Worm In The Radish Doesn't Think There Is Anything Sweeter.

There Are People Who Have Never Been Taught Anything, And Know Everything, Have Never Been Anywhere, And Understand Everything, Have Never Given A Moment's Thought To Anything, And Comprehend Everything. 'blessed Hands' Is The Name Bestowed On These Fortunate Beings. The World Envies, Honours And Respects Them.