Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take

A Kind Word Is No Substitute For A Piece Of Herring Or A Bag Of Oats.

Love Is A Taste Of Paradise.

If Somebody Tells You You Have Ears Like A Donkey, Pay No Attention. But If Two People Tell You, Buy Yourself A Saddle.

No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Got To Go On Living, Even If It Kills You.

There Are People Who Have Never Been Taught Anything, And Know Everything, Have Never Been Anywhere, And Understand Everything, Have Never Given A Moment's Thought To Anything, And Comprehend Everything. 'blessed Hands' Is The Name Bestowed On These Fortunate Beings. The World Envies, Honours And Respects Them.