You Can Take A Jew Out Of

Barking Dogs Don't Bite, But They Themselves Don't Know It.

I Will Never Permit Myself To Give In To American Taste And Lower The Standards Of Art.

A Bachelor Is A Man Who Comes To Work Each Morning From A Different Direction.

The Rich Swell Up With Pride, The Poor From Hunger.

Remember, You Must Not Sleep At The Seder. If You Do, Elijah The Prophet Will Come With A Bag On His Shoulders. On The Two First Nights Of Passover, Elijah The Prophet Goes About Looking For Those Who Have Fallen Asleep At The Seder, And Takes Them Away In His Bag.