A Husband Is What Is Left Of

Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning Hand Springs Or Eating With Chopsticks. It Looks Easy Until You Try It.

When Perfect Frankness Comes In At The Door Love Flies Out Of The Window.

Nobody Is Quite So Blase And Sophisticated As A Boy Of Nineteen Who Is Just Recovering From A Baby Grand Passion

A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up With A Lot Of Women In Order To Avoid Getting Tied Up To One.

Telling Lies Is A Fault In A Boy, An Art In A Lover, An Accomplishment In A Bachelor, And Second-nature In A Married Man.