A Husband Is What Is Left Of

When A Man Makes A Woman His Wife It's The Highest Compliment He Can Pay Her – And Usually It's The Last.

Love, The Quest; Marriage, The Conquest; Divorce, The Inquest.

Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance, Matrimony A Matter Of Money And Divorce A Matter Of Course.

Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake Thinking About Something You Said; After Marriage , He'll Fall Asleep Before You Finish Saying It.

There Are More Ways Of Killing A Man's Love Than By Strangling It To Death, But That's The Usual Way.