A Home Opener Is Always Exciting, No

Referring To The Bad Sun Conditions In Left Field At The Stadium: It Gets Late Out There Early.

You Don't Need Little League. You Don't Even Need Nine Kids. Four Is Plenty-a Pitcher, A Batter, And A Couple Of Shaggers. You Can Play Ball All Day Long. My Kids Used To Try To Get Me Out There, But I'd Just Say, "go Play With Your Brothers." If Kids Want To Do Something, They'll Do It. They Don't Need Adults To Do It For Them.

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

Listen Up, Because I've Got Nothing To Say And I'm Only Gonna To Say It Once.

I Knew I Was Going To Take The Wrong Train, So I Left Early.