The Only Color I Don't Have Is

All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

Even Napoleon Had His Watergate.

When Asked What Would He Do If He Found $1 Million, Yogi Responded, If The Guy Was Poor, I'd Give It Back.

You Can Have Everything You Want As Long As You Don't Want It Badly Enough.

Anyone Who Understands Jazz Knows That You Can't Understand It. It's Too Complicated. That's What's So Simple About It.