I Tell The Kids, Somebody's Gotta Win,

If I Didn't Wake Up I'd Still Be Sleeping

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said. [...] Then Again, I Might Have Said 'em, But You Never Know.

Laughter Is The Shock Absorber That Eases The Blows Of Life.

The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.