We Must Remember That As The Centuries

We Must Remember That As The Centuries Go By, Time Will Pass.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.