We Must Remember That As The Centuries

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The Right Wing Gained Control Of The Country, It Would Probably Fly Around In Circles.

If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What Part Of The Human Body Is Los Angeles?

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.