We Must Remember That As The Centuries

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.