The Only Thing We Have To Fear

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

I Must Choose My Words Carefully In Order To Avoid Any Negative Interpretation. Among Politicians, This Is A Tactic Known As Lying.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.