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It's What A Fellow Thinks He Knows That Hurts Him.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.