A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A

There Is No Failure Except In No Longer Trying. There Is No Defeat Except From Within, No Really Insurmountable Barrier Save Our Own Inherent Weakness Of Purpose.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.