A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl

A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl With Laughter, So Will Somebody Farting. And The Word 'poo.' You Can't Beat A Good Poo Joke.

Family Is The One Thing That Is Definitely Not Disposable.

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.

Well, I'm Not Good With Sliminess. I Hate The Thought Of Creatures That Have Slime On Them Or Creatures That Leave A Slimy Trail. At Home, The Sight Of A Slug Can Bring Up My Breakfast.

I Know The New Comedy God Is Surrealism, But It Doesn't Touch My Heart.