A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl

I Can't Tan Naturally.

I Might Be Needy, Competitive And Desperate But It's Far Better Than Being Wet.

What Has Happened To The Good Old-fashioned Travel Agent? I Want To Go To A Really Posh Travel Agent And Have Them Organize Everything For Me. I Don't Want To Do Things On The Internet.

My Daughter Has Always Had A Strong Sense Of Her Own Identity. From The Day She Was Born Her Father And I Were In Love With And In Awe Of Her And Still Are.

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face