A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl

I've Just Got Crap Hair. Although I Inherited A Lot Of Stuff From My Dad, Including Giant Knees, I Didn't Get His Good, Thick Hair. I Got My Mother's Thin, Wispy, Non-event Hair Instead.

I Am Not Sure Gender Ever Won't Be An Issue In Comedy, Because I Think That Women Do Have Different Priorities In Some Respects.

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face

I Don't Think I'm Successful.

I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.