A Frozen Daiquiri Of A Scorching Afternoon

It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries; The Bad Girls Never Have The Time.

I'm Not Childless, Darling. I Am Childfree.

All My Life I've Been Terrible At Remembering People's Names. I Once Introduced A Friend Of Mine As Martini. Her Name Was Actually Olive.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

Fill What Is Empty, Empty What Is Full, And Scratch Where It Itches.