A Fellow Ought To Save A Few

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

Bees Are Not As Busy As We Think They Are. They Just Can't Buzz Any Slower.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously - The Sweet, Subtle Satisfaction Without The Risk.

"why Doesn't The Fellow Who Says, "i'm No Speechmaker," Let It Go At That Instead Of Giving A Demonstration? "

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.