Folks That Blurt Out Just What They

If At First You Do Succeed Don't Take Any More Chances.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.