There's Another Advantage To Being Poor -

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

When You Consider What A Chance Women Have To Poison Their Husbands, It's A Wonder There Isn't More Of It Done