The Fact Is That You Can't Have

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

The New York Times Is The Official Leak Of The State Department.

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.