A Broken Heart Is A Monument To

So Long As There Is One Pretty Girl Left On The Stage, The Professional Undertakers May Hold Up Their Burial Of The Theater.

Men Go To The Theatre To Forget; Women, To Remember.

A Man Reserves His True And Deepest Love Not For The Species Of Woman In Whose Company He Finds Himself Electrified And Enkindled, But For That One In Whose Company He May Feel Tenderly Drowsy.

The Path Of Sound Credence Is Through The Thick Forest Of Skepticism.

Opening Night: The Night Before The Play Is Ready To Open.