The Path Of Sound Credence Is Through

A Ham Is Simply Any Actor Who Has Not Been Successful In Repressing His Natural Instincts.

There Is Something Distinguished About Even His Failures; They Sink Not Trivially, But With A Certain Air Of Majesty, Like A Great Ship, Its Flags Flying, Full Of Holes.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes A Housefly Is Looking For A Way To Get Out.

It Is Also Said Of Me That I Now And Then Contradict Myself. Yes, I Improve Wonderfully As Time Goes On.

The Sweetest Memory Is That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done; The Bitterest, That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done, And Which One Did Not Do.