The Modern Dance Is No Dance In

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.