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Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

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