My Life Had Made Me Funny, And

Some Stories Don't Have A Clear Beginning, Middle And End.

Show Business Is Like Riding A Bicycle - When You Fall Off, The Best Thing To Do Is Get Up, Brush Yourself Off And Get Back On Again.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

It's Like My Father Always Said To Me, He Said To Me, He Said, Roseanna Roseanadana, It's Always Something. If It Isn't One Thing--it's Another! It's Always Something.

What We Put Into Every Moment Is All We Have. You Can Drug Yourself To Death Or You Can Smoke Yourself To Death Or Eat Yourself To Death, Or You Can Do Everything Right And Be Healthy And Then Get Hit By A Car. Life Is So Great, Such A Neat Thing, And Yet All During It We Have To Face Death, Which Can Make You Nuts And Depressed.