My Life Had Made Me Funny, And

It's Always Something

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.

It's Like My Father Always Said To Me, He Said To Me, He Said, Roseanna Roseanadana, It's Always Something. If It Isn't One Thing--it's Another! It's Always Something.

I'm Not Really An Impersonator.

Show Business Is Like Riding A Bicycle - When You Fall Off, The Best Thing To Do Is Get Up, Brush Yourself Off And Get Back On Again.