My Life Had Made Me Funny, And

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.

It's Like My Father Always Said To Me, He Said To Me, He Said, Roseanna Roseanadana, It's Always Something. If It Isn't One Thing--it's Another! It's Always Something.

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.

My Life Had Made Me Funny, And Cancer Wasn't Going To Change That.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.