My Life Had Made Me Funny, And

I Think Clothes Should Make You Feel Safe. I Like Clothes You Want To Go To Sleep In. I Sometimes Stand In Front Of A Mirror And Change A Million Times Because I Know I Really Want To Wear My Nightgown.

Some Stories Don't Have A Clear Beginning, Middle And End.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

I'm Not Really An Impersonator.

I Grew Up In Front Of A Television. I Guess I'll Grow Old Inside Of One.