Motherhood . . . Is An Act

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

You Feel Completely In Control When You Hear A Wave Of Laughter Coming Back At You That You Have Caused.

What We Put Into Every Moment Is All We Have. You Can Drug Yourself To Death Or You Can Smoke Yourself To Death Or Eat Yourself To Death, Or You Can Do Everything Right And Be Healthy And Then Get Hit By A Car. Life Is So Great, Such A Neat Thing, And Yet All During It We Have To Face Death, Which Can Make You Nuts And Depressed.

Comedy Is Very Controlling - You Are Making People Laugh.

Show Business Is Like Riding A Bicycle - When You Fall Off, The Best Thing To Do Is Get Up, Brush Yourself Off And Get Back On Again.