Some Stories Don't Have A Clear Beginning,

... I Was Diagnosed With Ovarian Cancer. Suddenly I Had To Spend All My Time Getting Well.

You Cannot Live In Los Angeles For Any Period Of Time Without Eventually Trying To Write A Screenplay. It's Like A Flu Bug That You Catch ... Even The Plumber Has A Screenplay In His Truck.

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.

Show Business Is Like Riding A Bicycle - When You Fall Off, The Best Thing To Do Is Get Up, Brush Yourself Off And Get Back On Again.

You Feel Completely In Control When You Hear A Wave Of Laughter Coming Back At You That You Have Caused.