Comedy Is Very Controlling - You Are

I Grew Up In Front Of A Television. I Guess I'll Grow Old Inside Of One.

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.

What We Put Into Every Moment Is All We Have. You Can Drug Yourself To Death Or You Can Smoke Yourself To Death Or Eat Yourself To Death, Or You Can Do Everything Right And Be Healthy And Then Get Hit By A Car. Life Is So Great, Such A Neat Thing, And Yet All During It We Have To Face Death, Which Can Make You Nuts And Depressed.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.