Comedy Is Very Controlling - You Are

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.

I Grew Up In Front Of A Television. I Guess I'll Grow Old Inside Of One.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

You Feel Completely In Control When You Hear A Wave Of Laughter Coming Back At You That You Have Caused.